The west end of the kitchen (Sink, Expresso maker, faucets, Dishwasher)

This is a survey brought about by a silly conversation with some friends.
Okey, you are a man, & if you’re not, pretend you are. You have met a pretty woman in the software section at Best Buy, browsing for video games. She permits you to follow her next to the comic book store & then offers to cook you a womderfull home cooked meal since you’ve hit it off.
So you two are in the mood & she warns you that she is aggressive in bed. You laugh & look around the house while she “prepares.”
Suddenly the phone in the kitchen & she rushes out of the room to answer it. You decide to peek into her room & see that she the scary assortment of items she plans to use.
The bed is covered in a large piece of thick plastic. What ever for? She has a whip, a rope, a first aid kit with the gauze & iodine already placed on top, & a strap-on (this is why you have to pretend you’re a man).
Upon further inspection of the room, you notice there are no dainty fradgile ceramics or glass in the room & the walls seem uneven, as if dented. While she has mentioned that she dislikes sports, she owns a baseball bat & a tennis racket.
WHAT WILL YOU DO?